Prospectus · Section 3
The three individuals who constitute the JP Morgan Fund, and the officers of SW6 Capital responsible for carrying them, managing risk appetite, and — where capacity allows — defending.
The holding
Three individuals, one line item. Revenue is recognised when they are on the pitch and forecast when they are not.
Chief Revenue Officer
Revenue Generation
Responsible for converting chances into revenue. Also handles hostile takeovers of opposition centre-backs. Known for arriving in the box exactly when the balance sheet needs him.
Chief Cold Officer
Finishing & Composure
Oversees the Finishing & Composure division. Operates at a permanent 2°C. Does not celebrate; simply adjusts his sleeves and re-rates the opposition's share price downward.
Head of Growth
Late Runs Division
A high-conviction growth stock acquired at a premium. Specialises in leveraged runs from deep and arriving at the far post like an unexpected dividend.
The house
Everyone charged with carrying the Fund to the final third, and with whatever happens at the other end.
Chief Executive Officer
Office of the CEO
Sets risk appetite (unlimited). Has never once been observed asking for a clean sheet.
PRINCIPAL RISK
Chief Risk Officer
Risk Management
Also the risk. A single point of failure with no hedge and no stop-loss. Every long ball is a stress test. Management has been unable to quantify this exposure because he keeps coming out for it.
Compliance Department
Compliance
Understaffed. Under review. Doing their best.
ASSET HELD FOR SALE
Former Executive
Departure Pending
Relationship with shareholders described as "strained." Currently classified as an asset held for sale. Contributions to the firm will be recognised in full once the wire transfer clears.
Portraits are AI-generated likenesses. No executive sat for a photograph, because no executive exists in the capacity described.
